The Ex Granny Wrangler

18 June 2007

Getting Buffed.




29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh wow. Reading that list is a bit like watching someone fall down a long-drop toilet - hilarious, but horrible ...ask my sister a favourite grab my testicles and squizz them... WTF?

Anonymous said...

jolly good spanking

Hehe, jolly?

Anonymous said...

Menstrual Grannies? WTF?

Phlippy said...

OMG, why did you lump the French in there? Playing 'no-speaks' now. Hurrrumph

Betenoir said...

How do you even find this stuff out? I want to see what is (or, more truthfully) is not bringing people to my site.

anonamouse said...

I agree with Betenoir: how the hell do you find this stuff?

Anonymous said...

Revo's awfully quiet.

The xGW said...

kyk: oh yes, funny if you ain't the one falling.

martin: jolly roger?

benjy: i know, honestly what next? lepers on heat??

phlippy: il est vrai mon ami, il est très très vrai.

betenoir: i have two badgers, both ex-MI6 and trained in Kung Fu.

lost: lay down a little honey trap and see what shuffles in.

kyk: you could hear mouse fart.

Revolving Credit said...

***Rev whistling quietly to himself, looking very angelic***

The xGW said...

revo: the only thing angelic about you my friend, are the choir boys stashed in your cupboard. ;)

Revolving Credit said...

Bless me father for I am about sin..hehe

"How did *you* find me Revo?"

Can't actually say, as I haven't tried you on yet???

**evil grin**

The xGW said...

revo: nice. i gotta hand it to you. nice. hahahahaaaa. (there have been no complaints btw)

Revolving Credit said...

I see that the washingline is full again! Obviously lots of moist panties that need drying.

Seems like you've had a interesting weekend!

The xGW said...

revo: sadly, there are other people in here who have had faaaar more interesting weekends than i.

Revolving Credit said...

G, question for you, what made you think that the query 'best chocolate cake london
'
was all that innocent??

The xGW said...

revo: because it said london, not south africa ;)

fuzzy logic said...

I think the chocolate cake might have something to do with #6 on that there list...

Revolving Credit said...

GW, if it was South Africa, you wouldn't have to search the web!

Phlippy said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA - Go second update! Can't wait for the third

Anonymous said...

ewwww.

I so aroused.

The xGW said...

fuzzy: holy crap. i guess.

revo: *you* shouldn't be surfing the web at all.

phlippy: i'll organise a mailing list, how's that?

drew: oh dear god.

Anonymous said...

"jolly roger"

No, jolly rogering...

Anonymous said...

never google yourself!!!

Revolving Credit said...

If I didn't surf the web, I would only be able to stalk one person at a time ....where's the fun in that???

I see Martin's offered you some sexual favours.

Martin: She used to wrangle grannies, but she's not actually a granny...you sick pervert....*grin*....*secret handshake*....welcome to the club!!

The xGW said...

martin: jolly roger to go with that wooden leg of yours?

insano: god, what have you seen that i haven't?!

Revo: careful martin, there's no telling *where* that hand's been.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha.

Who knows Ex GW, you might just pick up a boyfriend through your site!. Perhaps stop using moisturising cream though!

The xGW said...

you take that back forrester, you take that back right now!

Anonymous said...

boyfriends who found your site through this particular list of search terms, I personally wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. er... hmmm

The xGW said...

grandma: presies.