Somewhere out there, there's a senile old purple rinse who smells of cabbages, refuses to be bathed, and has "My Trip To Prague" printed across her floral cotton nightdress. I'm about to look after her.
Hostile? No. Hilarious? Hopefully. Enjoy.
Especially with the looming collapse of social services, being ripped off and lied to at every turn by our political masters and taxed to death to support an indolent Labour-supporting benefit camping wont-work class.
Still... I can sleep with my windows open without fear of being murdered here in the rural south.
Nothing quite like that fuzzy, warm, I'm-at-home-here feeling.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing from the sign is
'Those who survive will be shot again'
Yup.
ReplyDeleteEspecially with the looming collapse of social services, being ripped off and lied to at every turn by our political masters and taxed to death to support an indolent Labour-supporting benefit camping wont-work class.
Still... I can sleep with my windows open without fear of being murdered here in the rural south.
Revo: Now see that would probably just be too much effort for them.
ReplyDeleteInyoka: You may not be murdered with you windows open, but you'll probably just freeze to death instead :)