I had a very short and very sweet conversation this morning with my latest charge Muppet, who seems to be an English Gentleman through and through, with one exception: he's funny. And nice. (My teacher in junior school told me never to use that word. Sorry Mrs Vandoros).Me: I've been meaning to ask what your cats' names are... (rather sheepish as i've been here for three weeks, fed them twice a day and refer to them as "bloody little sh*ts" under my breath)
Muppet: The black one is Benson... the tabby is Hedges.
(pause)
Muppet Contd: But don't worry, neither of them smoke.
It was there and then that i think i split my sides and wet my broeks all at the same time. I may have snorted as well but I blacked out shortly thereafter and it shall remain a mystery.
Muppet: ... neither of them smoke.
ReplyDeleteTGW: Have you tried napalm?
Apparently they don't smoke, cause when he 'plays' with them, he uses a lubricant.
ReplyDeletekyk: on form as always my boy, on form indeed.
ReplyDeleterevo: as for YOU! sies!! ;)
Wanna come wrangle my landlady??
ReplyDeleteFuck that was funny
ReplyDeletephlippy: i cried.
ReplyDeleteGreat work.
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