Somewhere out there, there's a senile old purple rinse who smells of cabbages, refuses to be bathed, and has "My Trip To Prague" printed across her floral cotton nightdress. I'm about to look after her.
Hostile? No. Hilarious? Hopefully. Enjoy.
22 February 2007
Hey Brit, Here's A Business Idea...
Hows about an Amy Winehouse cover to get your career back on track?
"They tried to make me go to rehab but i said nooo nooo no".
Or should we just give you a case of Cuervo and a straw and let you get on with being super mom?
Hows about an Amy Winehouse cover to get your career back on track?
Poor poor messed up little girl.
ReplyDeleteShe may just murder the Winehouse song...best left alone there.
Maybe she can release a new breathy pop tune called...How i became a buddist/but i never stopped being a hedonist.
or something like that...
see now you're just biased.
ReplyDeleteAnother remake of GI Jane, maybe?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's planning on being the new Skinhead O'Connor
Or maybe she can sell her babies to the Jolie-Pitt-Pokemon clan to pay for her crack.
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