Somewhere out there, there's a senile old purple rinse who smells of cabbages, refuses to be bathed, and has "My Trip To Prague" printed across her floral cotton nightdress. I'm about to look after her.
Hostile? No. Hilarious? Hopefully. Enjoy.
Oh wow. Reading that list is a bit like watching someone fall down a long-drop toilet - hilarious, but horrible ...ask my sister a favourite grab my testicles and squizz them... WTF?
Oh wow. Reading that list is a bit like watching someone fall down a long-drop toilet - hilarious, but horrible ...ask my sister a favourite grab my testicles and squizz them... WTF?
ReplyDeletejolly good spanking
ReplyDeleteHehe, jolly?
Menstrual Grannies? WTF?
ReplyDeleteOMG, why did you lump the French in there? Playing 'no-speaks' now. Hurrrumph
ReplyDeleteHow do you even find this stuff out? I want to see what is (or, more truthfully) is not bringing people to my site.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Betenoir: how the hell do you find this stuff?
ReplyDeleteRevo's awfully quiet.
ReplyDeletekyk: oh yes, funny if you ain't the one falling.
ReplyDeletemartin: jolly roger?
benjy: i know, honestly what next? lepers on heat??
phlippy: il est vrai mon ami, il est très très vrai.
betenoir: i have two badgers, both ex-MI6 and trained in Kung Fu.
lost: lay down a little honey trap and see what shuffles in.
kyk: you could hear mouse fart.
***Rev whistling quietly to himself, looking very angelic***
ReplyDeleterevo: the only thing angelic about you my friend, are the choir boys stashed in your cupboard. ;)
ReplyDeleteBless me father for I am about sin..hehe
ReplyDelete"How did *you* find me Revo?"
Can't actually say, as I haven't tried you on yet???
**evil grin**
revo: nice. i gotta hand it to you. nice. hahahahaaaa. (there have been no complaints btw)
ReplyDeleteI see that the washingline is full again! Obviously lots of moist panties that need drying.
ReplyDeleteSeems like you've had a interesting weekend!
revo: sadly, there are other people in here who have had faaaar more interesting weekends than i.
ReplyDeleteG, question for you, what made you think that the query 'best chocolate cake london
ReplyDelete' was all that innocent??
revo: because it said london, not south africa ;)
ReplyDeleteI think the chocolate cake might have something to do with #6 on that there list...
ReplyDeleteGW, if it was South Africa, you wouldn't have to search the web!
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHA - Go second update! Can't wait for the third
ReplyDeleteewwww.
ReplyDeleteI so aroused.
fuzzy: holy crap. i guess.
ReplyDeleterevo: *you* shouldn't be surfing the web at all.
phlippy: i'll organise a mailing list, how's that?
drew: oh dear god.
"jolly roger"
ReplyDeleteNo, jolly rogering...
never google yourself!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't surf the web, I would only be able to stalk one person at a time ....where's the fun in that???
ReplyDeleteI see Martin's offered you some sexual favours.
Martin: She used to wrangle grannies, but she's not actually a granny...you sick pervert....*grin*....*secret handshake*....welcome to the club!!
martin: jolly roger to go with that wooden leg of yours?
ReplyDeleteinsano: god, what have you seen that i haven't?!
Revo: careful martin, there's no telling *where* that hand's been.
Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteWho knows Ex GW, you might just pick up a boyfriend through your site!. Perhaps stop using moisturising cream though!
you take that back forrester, you take that back right now!
ReplyDeleteboyfriends who found your site through this particular list of search terms, I personally wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. er... hmmm
ReplyDeletegrandma: presies.
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