Somewhere out there, there's a senile old purple rinse who smells of cabbages, refuses to be bathed, and has "My Trip To Prague" printed across her floral cotton nightdress. I'm about to look after her.
Hostile? No. Hilarious? Hopefully. Enjoy.
06 June 2007
Off(washing)line.
I have a mountain of dirty laundry to sort so please excuse me.
Your attention to detail is quite beautiful. I love what you've done with the washing line.
ReplyDeleteAny chance I can twist your arm into doing a new header for my blog? I can pay you in Tempo's and old Heat Magazines.
By all means. Air that dirty laundry out in public ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat's happened to all the PANTIES?
ReplyDelete(Sorry. I know how much you loooove that word)
I like the new look. Less is more sometimes :)
ReplyDeleteSniff... Alright then, but hurry up ok
ReplyDeleteI presume your underwear is still a bit moist if it's not back up on the line then?
ReplyDeleteHang on... Shouldn't it be ON the line if it's still a bit moist? Actually, no, a bit damp, I mean?
ew Martin, how could you!!
ReplyDelete"No more panties, no more panties, no more panties..."
ReplyDeleteOne of my favourite songs by U2...ah.
Anyways, I woz wundering why u downt have an RSS feeyd for ur siyt? Appareintli an RSS feeyd gives yu an ekstra twelf points of koolniss.
Bi-tha way, wot happind to all tha pantiys? Did they get distribyooted amungst the poor and pantiliss?
Sorry gran, I couldn't resist... Hope I didn't cause trouble with your pacemaker?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the XGW knows exactly what I mean though... Underwear these days, just doesn't dry like it used to!
you leave my pacemaker out of this... bad enough its low on salt
ReplyDeletelush: honey, if i can find the time i'll do it with pleasure. how does next december sound?
ReplyDeletechew: twas not fit for publication.
kyk: i thought you took them??
parenthesis: more or less.
//hands phlippy *another* kleenex and suggests he gives his doctor a ring.
martin: you're heading the right way for a smacked bottom.
grandma: now stab him in the nostril with a knitting needle.
oh, and martin(again): Unfortunately its the good old days in my knicker drawer.
oh, and mike...
ReplyDeletei does having a rss. it's right at the bottom of the page. i don't like it there. i want a fancy orange one on the right hand side. gimme gimme gimme.
oooooh thanks!!! *stabs martin through the pinky with knitting needle*
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