Somewhere out there, there's a senile old purple rinse who smells of cabbages, refuses to be bathed, and has "My Trip To Prague" printed across her floral cotton nightdress. I'm about to look after her. Hostile? No. Hilarious? Hopefully. Enjoy.
i'll have one of those, and one of those, two of those and another of these. Gimme six of those and a half of one of those ....
I'd like a Ryan Gosling, please. Although I'll settle for a Jake Gyllenhall.
abraxas: sorry we've only got four of those, but those other ones over there are buy 10 get 1/5th free.betenoir: i've told my jake if he dares go anywhere near you he's on rations. sorry babe.
i'll have one of those, and one of those, two of those and another of these. Gimme six of those and a half of one of those ....
ReplyDeleteI'd like a Ryan Gosling, please. Although I'll settle for a Jake Gyllenhall.
ReplyDeleteabraxas: sorry we've only got four of those, but those other ones over there are buy 10 get 1/5th free.
ReplyDeletebetenoir: i've told my jake if he dares go anywhere near you he's on rations. sorry babe.