In anticipation of my immenent arrival in The Land Of The Rand I received what is possibly the most incredible sms ever typed by human thumb, by someone who apparently knows me better than i know myself. I had to share her genius with the world.
She'll be comin o'er Table Mountain when she comes.
She'll be comin in french knickers when she comes.
She'll be cravin woolie's fudges,
she'll be wearing pink & levis,
she'll be smokin Marlboro ciggies,
she'll be perving wentworth miller,
she'll be sipping low fat lattes,
she'll be skattering old wrinklies,
she'll be blowing princess kisses when she comes.
If you ever needed a summation of me, that would be it.
I honestly, without a doubt, have the coolest friends in the entire universe.
11 April 2007
The Inside Of My Nutshell
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14 comments:
You sound like a completely well rounded individual :)
Nice to have people that know you so well.
awwww... so sweet
At least you be doing some cummin'!
I enjoyed that up until I got to the Wentworth Miller part, then everything went all warm and happy and I couldn't concentrate anymore...
what kind of a name for a guy is princess kisses, and why are you blowing..errr...never mind.
just went through some of your blog. i like it - funny. it can stay
parenthesis: the more woolies fudge i eat, the more well rounded i become.
insano: sometimes comes as a bit of a surprise when you realise you ain't such a hardcore enigma.
phlippy: i know, i going soft.
revo: see my friends look out for my well being too.
betenoir: i enjoyed your comment until you mentioned wentworth's name and then i started to get all giddy and sweaty and my heart pounded and i nearly blacked out with a smile on my face.
urk: i've decided i rather like you too. so there.
where?
I concur. Wrangler = the funny. New daily visitor over here, dude.
She'll be building RoboSandWombles when she comes...
urk: oi! bad behaviour round here warrants a jolly good spanking i'll have you know...
DrM: I'm afraid i've been prescribed 2 weeks of R&R starting tomorrow but i'll be ready for a full examination upon my return. Can i call you House?
mark: i believe the sand ones are even more lethal, and if they get in your crack you're as good as dead. hairdryer and a towel gonna be a whoooole lotta useless.
wentworth who?
just kidding
o-d: ok honestly, my pulse stopped. right there, boom, dead.
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