As if Buttro wouldn't melt in his mouth.
We all know where that red polka-dot g-string went to Monsieur. Oh yes we do. Mind you keep that belt of yours firmly buckled... ;)
Somewhere out there, there's a senile old purple rinse who smells of cabbages, refuses to be bathed, and has "My Trip To Prague" printed across her floral cotton nightdress. I'm about to look after her. Hostile? No. Hilarious? Hopefully. Enjoy.
That's so hot...
ReplyDeleteI admit nothing. Nothing, I tell you!
ReplyDeleteHah! Dripping in guilt I tell you!
ReplyDeleteEr.
ReplyDeleteNothing as sexy as a bit of of S&M [or is that M[arks]&S[pencer]?}
Either way, mantra 2# applies.
Nice one Kyk :)
Ah Kyk...so THAT's where you disappeared to in such a hurry this weekend!
ReplyDeletephuzzy: clear something up for me. voluminous tea-stained underwear is hot or the thought of Kyk skipping around in a g-string?
ReplyDeleteFrankly, i'm a little concerned either way.
parenthesis: this is not just underwear... this is M&S underwear
ok, i suppose you really need to have seen the ads for that to work.
betenoir: do tell...
MMMMM....
ReplyDeleteSTAAAIIINS...
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
you filthy little skank.
ReplyDeleteFirst time visitor and look what I find....a line full of panties and talk of polka-dot g-strings. My goodness. Sounds like a great blog to read on a regular basis! LOL
ReplyDeleteem: I do g-strings, tourette's, and the odd hamster origami... you should definitely stick around...
ReplyDeletePlus there's free scones on Tuesdays.
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