Somewhere out there, there's a senile old purple rinse who smells of cabbages, refuses to be bathed, and has "My Trip To Prague" printed across her floral cotton nightdress. I'm about to look after her.
Hostile? No. Hilarious? Hopefully. Enjoy.
I'm gonna come to London and stamp on your snow fairies and throw snowballs at you and build a snow fort on wimbledon common and make my own snow-womble and drink mulled wine until it pours out of my nose. Wanna play?
O-d has spent the last few days freaking out about the weather. I have tried not to snicker too much seeing as I'll be in the same situation in a bit. But then again, after 6-month winters at an average of -20 (see: Hokkaido, living in), I'm kind of snotty about cold weather.
betenoir: poor duke, he's just trying to make you feel bad that he's going to be curled up by himself shivvering all night :) tell him we had a pathetic dusting of snow last night and probably tomorrow but its set to clear by wednesday. he'll be fine.
he must never underestimate the importance of gloves. happy hands = happy everything else.
Gee, i cannot wait for next week.
Woohoo! I'm going to make more snow fairies!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna come to London and stamp on your snow fairies and throw snowballs at you and build a snow fort on wimbledon common and make my own snow-womble and drink mulled wine until it pours out of my nose. Wanna play?
ReplyDeleteHot enough for ya?
ReplyDeleteI think i need a new bikini.
ReplyDeleteStamp on my snow fairies? That was uncalled for...
ReplyDeleteYou can come to my playground... as long as you play nice.
awwww, of course i will...
ReplyDeletei can't speak for my robo-snow-womble and his stuper-stompin' boots tho ;)
I know! How poo is this?! and just when it was starting to feel like spring!
ReplyDeleteSulk!
possum: eish. looks like you guys are getting hammered up there. and not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteO-d has spent the last few days freaking out about the weather. I have tried not to snicker too much seeing as I'll be in the same situation in a bit. But then again, after 6-month winters at an average of -20 (see: Hokkaido, living in), I'm kind of snotty about cold weather.
ReplyDelete"oh, you think that's cold? Sissy."
betenoir: poor duke, he's just trying to make you feel bad that he's going to be curled up by himself shivvering all night :) tell him we had a pathetic dusting of snow last night and probably tomorrow but its set to clear by wednesday. he'll be fine.
ReplyDeletehe must never underestimate the importance of gloves. happy hands = happy everything else.
-20? Fuck AROUND.