The Ex Granny Wrangler

25 October 2006

Ode To A Skid Mark.

Oh Intrepid explorer,
Why do you stray so far off course,
Your amber tail streaming out behind you like a comet across a Percale milky way?
Nestled beneath a sea of duck down you lie in wait,
A sardonic smirk upon your face.
Have you lost your way?
Were you unwittingly separated from your herd?
A million questions to ask, but how will you ever answer.
Oh itsy-bitsy smear of repulsion, oh puissant poo,
So tiny your appearance yet so powerful your effect.
Your putridity abhors me to the core.
You may have conquered my sight and my integrity but you will never thwart the Omo army to which I shall now deliver you.
Be gone to the bowels of hell from whence you came!
Be gone!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hang on... that doesn't even rhyme.

The xGW said...

hey listen, who's side are you on anyway? :p

Phlippy said...

... //stares blankly at office partition and wishes image would go away...//

The xGW said...

phlippy: believe me, wishin ain't enough.