The Ex Granny Wrangler

27 June 2007

Dumb With An Amazement Too Fathomless For Words.

Wednesday's story (unedited) courtesy of http://www.bestrx8.org/ - the home of cheap Viagra prices (only $2.00 per pill!). Pay attention, there are contextuals at the end.

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For 25 marks:

What flavour soup contributed to their garden faces?

or

Was the brusquerie taurine induced?

**UPDATE**

Goddamnit. Just received a way better one about the cake prince who enjoys chatting without low a real vesical bind pause. *sigh*.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not sure, but at least we know for certain why Mlle. Blanche had never visited Russia.

Betenoir said...

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Uh... fish!

(I think I may have attended First Communion class with Greasy the General. Back when he was still Greasy the Ensign, of course)

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