Super Powers: Stomping, Zapping, Incinerating, Baking Cookies.
Habitat: Overground. Underground.
Diet: Snow fairies, children and 'Boffin Jocks'.
RoboSnoWomble 2.0 (TM) - Coming soon to a Common near you.
22 March 2007
"Chernobyl" - RoboSnoWomble 2.0 (TM)
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Does these RoBoSnoWombles come in choc-chip flavour??
If so, can I have mine with sprinkles and side order of fries.
On 2nd thoughts, can you super-size it!!
revo: OI! the day your wotzit is bigger than Chernobyl, RoboSnoWomble 2.0 (TM) we'll talk. supersize that. :p
Hahahahaha.
He's got EVIL eyes. I'm scared, but I've been doing my research though and apparently, according to the BBC, in wet wimbledon common grass after failure gunksnow, " Wombles are organized, work as a team. Wombles are tidy and Wombles are clean. Underground, Overground, wombling free."
Free until they land in my bamboo spiked trap hole. I'll catch them all. The RoboSnoWomble team. And then I'll fry them with mushrooms. Mmmmm.
Woohahahahahahaha (pronounced in Dr. Evil's voice")
I love it ... although it is rather Jack-Russell-esque.
Pity there is no snow here in sunny SA to speak of ... and styro-foam baubles just don't pack quite as well ;)
Why's he wearing a neck brace?
Cookie baking accident???
boffin jock forrester:
organized? team work?
tidy and clean?
this womble's a killer,
a fighting machine.
he calls his mates, strings you up,
rips out your spleen
then tags you and bags you
and leaves the grass clean.
you know the tune.
philly: bugger, i forgot to add Jack Russells and Phillygirls to the diet list...
revo: if you look closely, you'll realise it is actually a robotic radioactive collar with which to kill your sorry ass. and whilst i hate to name drop it was in fact a gift from chuck norris. if you must know.
"robotic radioactive collar"
No wonder he has that pained, tortured look on his face.
If I'd to guess I'd say that you've probably put one of those radioactive clamps around this nuts as well.
Maybe we should report you to the Wimbledon Womble police for cruel and unusual treatment of Wombles??
Granny Wrangler a.k.a Womble Sack Strangler.
revo: you could do that. but Chernobyl (RoboSnoWomble 2.0 (TM)) would just gobble them all up before they could say "knifed in south london!"
and as for the Womble Sack Strangler, use whatever prefix you will. like, say, 'Your'.
ohhhhhh so Mr RoboSnoWomble is the EVIL brother is he? The runt of the Womble litter?
Are you a little jealous of your brothers Mr. RoboSnoWomble, the happy hippy Wombles? Your mommy kicked you out when u were young. You were too ugly to be seen on the Common with the family.
"Hey look is that an albino womble with red eye?" said the kids.
Now look at you. What are you? What have you become? You pick fights with innocent snow fairies. No one loves you albino boy.
Mark reduces Mr RoboSnoWomble to tears, big tears, and Mr. RoboSnoWomble melts.
I didn't even need to lure you to my bamboo spiked trap hole.
boffin jock forrester: that's Mr RoboSnoWomble 2.0 (TM) SIR to you.
Churn-No-Ball (RoboSnoWomble 2.0 (TM)
That's cause you strangled his nuts.
No wonder he's in such an evil mood.
revo: hahahahaaaa - ok you win. now go and file something. or fire someone. or something.
Awwwww, he so CUTE! And look, he's got his arms spread wide to give us a hug, just like Barney. I love you, you love me...
kyk: ...ho-mo-sexu-a-li-ty
I'm sorry GW, but the words "albino" and "rat" come to mind. Sort of more wambat-ish than womble. Sorry, but there it is :)
parenthesis: do the words "sleep", "with", "one", "eye", "open" mean anything to you?
Well gee, y'know, maybe if the right woman came along...
AAaaaAAAAGH! now I have that song stuck in my head! Oh well, at least it's distracting me from O-D's departure yesterday...
kyk: have you tried dressing up as a sardine?
betenoir: aaaah angel pie!! Been thinkin of you both tons - actually mailed O-D last night with flight safety wishes and a weather update poor mite. sending you biiiiig virtual hugs - and virtual creme eggs too... ooo i feel a post coming on... you'll have to wait for monday. ANYWAY - keep that well documented chin up and count sleeps. Its only two months-ish huh? xxx
Give him some opposable thumbs and I'll take a truckload.
mike: he has retractable opposable thumbs which he uses to gouge out the eyes of his enemies. and then he eats them on seeded bread. with marmite.
Mmm. Marmite. That's an impressive feature that I never thought I'd want in a RoboSnoWomble, but is one that I now feel I need.
mike: god created him especially for you. god and chuck norris of course.
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