The Ex Granny Wrangler

22 March 2007

A Literary Classic

If you read one post today let it be this one. I implore you. If you derive as much sordid pleasure from the ongoing Blogwars Soap Opera of late and love nothing more than a well versed tongue tucked into giggling cheek, as i do, then The Lush's latest screenplay The Blog & The Beautiful is sure to tickle every one of those little places Anne Summers can't reach.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I laughed, I cried, I loved the whole thing.

Revolving Credit said...

Been there, done that, blogged the t-shirt.

The Lush said...

Thanks TGW - this post so made my day.

The xGW said...

kyknoord: ah, but did you wet your underpants? in a completely clean sense, of course.

revo: ah, but did you wet your underpants? in a completely clean sense, of course.

the lush: ah, but did... oh it's you. Hi! No no, yours made mine :)

Anonymous said...

Very amusing. Although I don't know why every second fictional soap star has to have my surname!

Revolving Credit said...

Oh..you're just dying to get myself and Kyk into adult diapers, aren't you??

The xGW said...

ridge: don't you understand? good karma has linked you to every soap-junkie's wet dream. you should thank ye gods man.

revo: ok ok, geez, i heard you the first time. you've both been very very bad boys...

Revolving Credit said...

"you've both been very very bad boys..."

Are you going to send us to your room???

The xGW said...

revo: damn right i am - i know someone who needs a jolly good spanking!

Revolving Credit said...

You need a good spanking??

The xGW said...

revo: ok now this is getting a bit grubby for all you kids! you have a mind like a russian railway - single track and exceptionally dirty... ;)

Anonymous said...

There are places Anne Summers can't reach?

The xGW said...

martin: ok so i'm still in the testing phase. so much stock so little free time. actually that's a lie. i have plenty of free time. i'm getting there...