The Ex Granny Wrangler

18 March 2007

Stuff What You Can’t Get By The South African Shop In Southfields.


  • Large Gem (from Kauai)
  • R15 movies (ta Vitality, mwah mwah)
  • A G&T at Kelvin Grove when you should be at work
  • Uva Mira Chardonnay
  • Snoekies’ Tuna
  • Cinema Nouveau (the joy of being able to appreciate the art of cinematography without swarms of snot gurgling brats seeing if they can piss into someone else’s popcorn 6 rows below, shoving maltesers up eachothers noses and squealing little prepubescent pink-shoed bitches on their cell…uh… mobiles kicking you in the kidneys every 7 seconds.)
  • Medium Dugg’s Dynamite
  • Mahendra’s toe-curling sign-offs
  • Sinnful’s ‘African Dream’
  • Survivor Tuesdays

(insert sad face)

7 comments:

Betenoir said...

Ah Mahendra. someone should compile a DVD of his "best" moments, for those cold winter nights alone. I kind of adore him. he's like a big, cheesy teddy bear.

Unknown said...

You also can't get anything that costs R10 back home for less than 8 quid.

GoDsGiMp said...

Ahh a large Gem. You don't understand I swear no one has enjoyed a gem as much as I did this weekend. Imagine, your cheeks and gums are too swollen to eat anything, your starving.. and your significant other brings you home a Gem wiht an extra large bore straw, BLISS!

Anonymous said...

Looks like somebody's been compiling a "to do" list for April.

Anonymous said...

Kuaui. Just Kuaui. Supplier of the Babalas smoothie - a godsend in itself!

Jettign to Jozi in April..any requests??

Anonymous said...

Say what you will, there's no place like home, eh? :(

The xGW said...

betenoir: he should launch a fragrance i think.

phuzzy: beyerskloof pinotage at R115. i'd never pay that much for toilet cleaner back home. ever.

godsgimp: awww you poor thing without your toofypegs! feeling your pain brother, feeling your pain. problem is the almond bits get into the holes sometimes.

kyk: yip i always pegged you as the perceptive one.

insano: you and me both. 'cept i'm doin the mother city. of course. but marlboro lights are always appreciated...

parenthesis: i knew my little red porno-shoes would come in handy.