Exhibit Number Three:

Description: Old Coffee Jars Filled With Nails And Shit.
Location: Garage shelves.

Need's no explanation. Just mirth. In fact I laughed so hard I almost had a little accident right between the WD40 and the spare tyres. Fancy a steaming cup of rusty nails you old hag?

** Footnote: Should any members of the British Police be reading this, please note that last comment was merely a little joke and in no way hostile or threatening. Amen. Oh and do sign the visitors book.