The Ex Granny Wrangler

11 September 2006

who-what-where-how-when-why-me?














Who’s coming today?
Are we the only ones in the house?
Is there anybody else here?
Is anybody coming today?
What day is it?
What are we going to do today?
Are we the only ones in the house?
What day is it?
Who’s bedroom is this?
Are you alright dear? Can I get you anything?
What day is it?
Can I get you anything?
Is this door open for a reason?
Can I get you anything?
What day is it?
Shall I open this door?
Hello?
Is there anybody else here?
Where did I put my glasses?
How many are there of us in the house?
Can I get you anything?
When are we going out?
Who’s bedroom is this?
Hello? Is there anybody in the house?
What day is… ooo, is this door open for any particular reason?
Can I get you anything?
What day is it?
Who’s coming today?
Are we the only ones in the house?

And then it’s time for breakfast where halfway through my cup of coffee she threatens suicide.

Perhaps we could look into that?

3 comments:

y.Wendy.y said...

Oooh you're having fun....NOT!

How do you stand it? I'd run out screaming in 10 minutes.

Anonymous said...

Your life is so much more interesting than mine...
isn't it?
Is it?
Is the question mark key wearing out?
Is that my boss calling?
Adios.

The xGW said...

geena: i don't know how i do it, or more importantly WHY?! I am officially a money driven idiot.

em: ?!?!?!?!???