The Ex Granny Wrangler

12 September 2006

Exhibit Number Two:

Description: Execrable Totem Pole.
Location: The fire place.

So I’m guessing this household doesn’t dig old Father Christmas all that much? Why else would you want this heinous little technicolour, migraine-inducing carving keeping a watchful guard at the entrance to your chimney? Perhaps it was left by the swans as a friendly little ‘reminder’?

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