Still Alive... Barely.

So I managed to survive the whole Zimfest ordeal although there are a few people who, had they not been protected by law and some kind of weird dark magic, would surely be choking quietly to death on their own blood, had i had my way. I'm too sulky to go into it in all it's glory so i shall give you a quick run down of the happenings.

• 12x savannah dry
• 10x port-a-loo trips
  
• 4x apple fizz pops
• 1x box of koeksisters
• 1x enormous boerie roll
  
• 7x Heathrow Injection Victims
• 1x Ex
• 1x very thin jersey (in 16 degree greyness)
• 2 sticks biltong
• 1x chick who i haven't seen in a few years who said "Oh my god, how are you? What's been happening? The last i heard you were a lesbian?"
• 1x exceptionally large sense of humour failure.
• 4x urges to commit homicide. consecutively.
• 1x Savannah Dry
• 2x Alabama Slammers
• Nando's Burger with Cheese
• 1x large glass of water.
• 2x trips to the loo in the middle of the night to heave my lungs out.
  

Dumb bitch. Sorry, i'm still sulking.