The Ex Granny Wrangler

26 January 2007

Eric Watch: Day 3

8.59am "He's got the whoooole wooorld in his hands, he's got the whooooole woooorld in his hands, he's got the whooo..". You get the picture.

09.02am I have realised i need help. This is sad. F*cking sad. I've gone soft. But Eric hasn't.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eric you legend!

I went to Wimbledon Common to make snow fairies. By myself. I then realised it was not a good idea as there were a lot of groups of chavvy school kids who might find this offensive.

It might have been worth the risk cos at least then I would have had someone to throw a snowball at.

I didn't though, so I threw snowballs at the ground, and a maroon ford fiesta.

Anonymous said...

Help is on the way. I'm sending you a new 7000-series Vibrotron Ultimate Personal Pleasure Accessory(TM) in discreet packaging.

The xGW said...

mark: hmmm, i was wondering who the little shit was who plastered my fiesta...

kyk: please send batteries and/or jumper leads?