Eric Watch: Day 4

10.28am Ok i'm over this now. The bastard just won't die. His head's now disappeared so bang goes any hope of intelligent conversation now and lets not forget his boy bits dropped off first so he's officially NO use to me anymore. Seeing as he now just won't f*ck off I have simply poured half a kettle of boiling water on him. I can already hear the strains of Nelly Furtado... "she's a maaaan eater... dadadadadaaah". Evil bitch, aren't I?

R.I.P and all that crap.