The Ex Granny Wrangler

28 January 2007

F*&! You, You Fat F*&!

So i just love the 14th of February. And so does Herpes. Venereal Disease shares the same abbreviation. Coincidence? I think not. Anyway, thanks to ( ) for the heads up, we shall be able to spread a little love (read 'extend middle finger whilst mouthing filthy words') rather than a carpet of boils this year. My recipient list is spreading. For the cards not the boils. Enjoy.


** Please note: No Granny Wranglers contracted any venereal diseases in the typing of this post, nor have they contracted any sexually transmitted nasties. Ever. Any reference to said diseases is purely for advertising purposes.

3 comments:

anne said...

Yeah, that's going to be a blast...
(I can't believe you killed Eric.)

The xGW said...

Things change. Hell people change. He was so cold. I thought it best to make a clean break with no fear of reprisal.

Anonymous said...

Note to self: Cancel flowers